There are some days when I threaten the spaniels that they’ll be posted on eBay. Their misdemeanours over the past few days are listed here:
Sprocket woke the baby up by barking
Spot had weed in the kitchen overnight
Sprocket chewed up the baby’s squeaky toy
Sprocket and Spot, in the car park where we stop to walk, found someone’s disregarded McDonalds by a bin and wolfed the lot
Spot rolled in fox poo on his walk
Sprocket refused to get back in the car after his walk, preferring to sniff every inch of grass in the car park in case there was more McDonalds to be found
Spot, after his bath to remove fox poo, rolled himself around on our bedroom carpet (strictly out of bounds to dogs) to dry himself
Spot, after his bath, still smells of fox poo
I have to buy Spot another collar because it was too plastered in fox poo to attempt to clean
I put a lovely handmade quilt down for our daughter to lay on and the dogs assumed it was a new bed for them, covering it in hair and dirt in <1 minute
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